Michael just stuffed 15 pieces of Double Bubble in his mouth at once. He chewed it, blew one lame but sort of large bubble, and then spit it out. It looked like a tiny, pink brain.
Teresa (our accountant) brought a huge bag of assorted candy to work. She shouldn't have let the newsroom know she brought it. We are not mature enough to handle a big bag of candy. I just finished off my 8th roll of Smarties. Michael is moaning at his desk. No one has seen Josh since he got ahold of some Warheads.
We're falling apart in here!