So, we're all a little tired today from the holiday party last night. Not that it went late into the night or anything...it's just...well, you know.
And on top of all that, a guy named Doug just came on our speaker phones here in the office. His voice just came out of nowhere, asking for help. Kinda creepy, really.
Thank you...thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.